Wumboing is the act of wumbo, in progress. It is the practical, hands-on branch of wumbology, and — unlike the theory — anyone can start today.
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The first rule of wumbo
You already know it: I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Conjugation is the beginning of confidence, and confidence is most of wumboing.
A simple practice
- Find something small.
- Point at it.
- Declare, out loud, your intent to make it wumbo.
- Embiggen accordingly.
When done correctly, the small thing is now wumbo. When done spectacularly, you have achieved Wumborama.
Common mistakes
- Underestimating the magnifying glass.
- Forgetting that wumbo is, at its heart, a state of mind.
- Stopping at merely big when wumbo was within reach.
Go forth and wumbo.